Arby's Cheesesteak This Way 

2025

In NASCAR, drivers race really fast for money and fame. But at the 2025 Chicago Street Race, they were racing for Arby's Cheesesteak. At least that’s what it looked like to the 53,000 people in attendance and the 2.1 million viewers watching at home. And also to the drivers, who saw the signs as they raced around the track for 75 laps. I’d like to think this ruse made them chuckle, but I wasn’t in the car with them so I can’t say for sure.


Designers Jacket 

2025

Extra high fashion. For people who like designer pieces, but want to take their fashion to the next level. It’s perfect if you want to wear Gucci, but also Dior, Givenchy, Versace, Dolce & Gabbana, Celine, and Balmain. If that sounds awful to you, I’d maybe recommend Kohl’s. They would never stock something like this. And no this is not a paid Kohl’s ad. Quite the opposite actually.


Honk If You're Horrible 

2025

Please stop honking near the intersection of 8th Ave and Union St in Park Slope. It will not make you move any faster. Also I am in my living room about 30 feet away trying to watch Love Island. And I keep having to rewind the conversations.