2024
If you already have a SeatGeek account, just make a new account with a different email, and then get $20 off for being a “first-time buyer”. If you have 6 emails, have you considered getting 7? Or if you have 7 emails, have you thought about getting 8? You can have unlimited SeatGeek accounts, and there are tons of concerts and sporting events out there. There’s really no reason not to have 500 or 600 different emails. Unless you can’t remember that many passwords and also don’t trust the “save password” function on your browser. Then that’s a lot of emails to have.
2024
An award show created to provide a different perspective than other shows. Instead of a jury full of Global CCOs and other senior leaders, the Astroland jury is made up of a hand-selected group of young talent with 5 to 0 years of experience in the industry. The festival was announced with teaser videos that featured big-name judges from the other award shows. Winners will be announced December 5th at The Bandit Ballroom in Union Square NYC. For press pass or other inquiries, please reach out to contact@astrolandfestival.com.
2024
A clearly valuable domain that A.I. companies will definitely want. Competitive offers only please. As a reference point, OpenAI paid over $15 million for the domain Chat.com. But frankly, Chat.com doesn’t have anything to do with safety, and it does nothing to put people’s minds at ease about the dangers of artificial intelligence. So I wouldn’t call it a perfect comparison. It may be useful as a starting point though.
2024
The dumbest Apple Studio Display ever. Made with authentic Apple parts but not affiliated with Apple at all. I like to think Steve Jobs would’ve smiled at this. Right before issuing an aggressive cease and desist letter, and swiftly filing numerous injunctions against me personally, of course. That man did not play around. Or so I’ve heard. He’s never told me that personally.
2024
As pets get older, their nutritional needs change too. Just like humans. I mean, you don’t eat the same food your whole life. Well, you probably don’t. I’m sure some people do though. Oh man. Just now realizing that this ad is completely based on the assumption that the viewer doesn’t still eat baby food. Please don’t hold that against this ad. You know what they say about assuming.
2024
Never leave your headshot out on the internet in public. If you do, you shouldn't be surprised if it gets defaced by punks or youths. And if it happens on LinkedIn, you might be dealing with a wiser type of vandal. A CCO, or even a Founder maybe. You’ll never know for sure though. Unless someone in your #network was there to catch the responsible party in the act. That being said, please send tips or information to russ@russrizzo.com.
2024
An Instagram profile that never loads. Unless you tap a loading highlight. Then it loads right away. Every time. Unless you don’t have any service. Then it really doesn’t load. This issue is currently being worked on.
2024
When you need burger, get burger. Beef burger. Guac cheese Santa Fe burger sauce. Bacon burger cheese jalapeno pickles cheese burger cheese lettuce burger cheese Santa Fe burger sauce. Pepperjack. Guac cheese bacon burger cheese burger cheese guac cheese guac burger sauce burger. Burger. Burger guac cheese bacon.
2024
A Super Bowl spot announcing free burgers the next day at Carl's Jr. And once you hear about Free Burger Day, it’s on your mind. Which is maybe not the best when an enemy fighter jet is currently attacking you. Those stakes are life and death. A third stake would be free burger.
2024
Authentic moments of hunger. Which you can tell by the fact that they're posted on BeReal. And everything's real on BeReal. It’s just a bonus if your face looks flattering from the angle you scan the restaurant QR code from. Bringing up the menu is the goal. Getting a nice photo of yourself while doing it is simply a nice to have.
