2025
Extra high fashion. For people who like designer pieces, but want to take their fashion to the next level. It’s perfect if you want to wear Gucci, but also Dior, Givenchy, Versace, Dolce & Gabbana, Celine, and Balmain. If that sounds awful to you, I’d maybe recommend Kohl’s. They would never stock something like this. And no this is not a paid Kohl’s ad. Quite the opposite actually.
2023
A burgled burglar mask. Some burglars claim to be burglars, but you shouldn’t always trust them. One way to verify that the burglar you’re looking to hire is legitimate, is by checking their mask for an anti-theft security tag. If it doesn’t have one, they may have paid for it honestly. And you never want to hire an honest burglar. That would just be plain stupid.
2020
A clothing brand made to be worn by non-essential workers and sold to benefit essential workers. The first release featured a colorway to benefit pandemic relief workers called Pandemic Black. Please only wear while working from home. Seriously. Do not wear WORKFROMHOMEWEAR out and about. Not even on quick errands. Not even if it’s chilly out.
