Hello Russ. We are the hacker group Synonymous. Although we are not affiliated with the more-famous hacker group Anonymous, we are still a very good hacker group.

Please pay our ransom of $45 million dollars or the many embarrassing photos we have of you will become public. To show we’re not bluffing, the photo below is just a taste of what we’ve got on you.

You have 3 days from whenever you’re reading this. Please also kindly let us know when you get this threat so we can start the countdown. Thank you and have a nice day.

- Synonymous (Again, no affiliation with Anonymous unfortunately)

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